Mr. Wise - The Man of Orange lyrics

Alright stop what you're doing, cause I'm about to ruin This is huge See I am the man of orange in case you missed it I'm the one who said just grab her in the... They're not the best, the finest, they're not equal They're criminals, rapists, some of them good people I will send them out then make them pay for a wall Because I have the balls and unmitigated gall To piss on your leg and tell you that it's raining Claim it's a bombshell when it's an empty casing I am the man of orange, a filthy ba*tard I prefer veterans who didn't get captured And women I would date if they weren't my daughter Pay you to write a book that I can claim I authored Rescind my offer, skip out on the debt But wait, I don't think that ya'll have heard me yet Let's take the country back, the time is now I will solve your problems but I won't say how It is I who will restore the natural order Circle the wagons, close up the borders Ban them from entering and shut down their mosque Put them in a database we'll build at all cost Catch one speaking out, I mean planning an attack We will waterboard and torture him until he cracks Cause I am the law and order so me they don't like k** their wives and their families with a drone strike When they shot up the Pulse who got that right Look at my life and all of my sacrifice See the media's deceiving you they think they're clever With their bias and their blood coming out there wherever They hide the truths that you should be fearing Like the thousands of m**ms in Jersey who were cheering When the towers came tumbling down They say it never occurred, then they tell you I'm a bumbling clown I will see them in court, play Scrabble with Sarah Palin And put Robert DeNiro under FBI surveillance My hands may be small but I carry a big stick Guarantee there's no problem I pack that orange dick The key to bagging chicks is to treat them like sh** Walk up in their dressing room and take a peek and a flick Must be a pretty pic, you dropping to your knees And climate change is a scam invented by the Chinese They crushed that riot in Tiananmen Square With the power of strength I almost wish I was there They may be commies but they treat me fair I've got a line of neckties manufactured there Do you care, nah you want your job back and no stress I'll k** your union, pay you less now you're soul less I am the man of orange there's nothing to fear Just look at my African American over here I'm sure he'll tell you that this is not a drill Only I have the sk** to fulfill the people's will If you see any dissent that moves the needle will You knock the crap out them I'll pay the legal bill Ugh, punch them in the face why don't ya Like we used to do to them in a place like this Carried out on stretchers yep those were good times We're going to lengthen the sentences for their drug crimes We're going to show them what profiling truly means We're going to stop and frisk them like they're beauty queens I've got a fantasy to which I jerk off Of me and Putin riding horses with our shirts off Sit back and peep how the future unfolds I've got a list of enemies and the nuclear codes I've got the treasury, mandate and some big dumb goons And a full endorsement from one Kim Jong Un I've got no time to read books, look at my workload Keep the press in a cage when I'm on the road I'll gaslight your question don't even try it I don't care if it's on videotape I'll still deny it I don't know what I said I don't remember I don't know what I said I don't remember s**ers You see I am the man of orange in case you missed it I'm the one who said just grab her in the...