Mr. Vegas Rap - Worst Rapper Alive lyrics

[Stanza 1] Yo imma tell you something bout me Im 16 and dont live in the west or the south east All this constant hatred but i finally had found peace With a great group sippin grey goose on my couch see Ive been bullied my whole life But dont have the full right To go and just pull knives When i get in a school fight? Cool right? So now i fight via words And it might be absurd But mike you a herb You a dike you a bird Im the type you prefer So you like to observe Your just like your f*g friend james bertini Who claims i wouldn't fight him but he never came to see me Cause jon kraus got involved and he got scared he'd get his eyes split But that was 2012, so lets get back to my sh** I always was a quiet kid I obsessed over these cars and i never knew just why i did But reagardless at like 9 I started to write rhymes Recorded at night time And fought at a white line That line that i crossed often Id cough and id start barfin Got lost in a dark coffin Im barkin and Arks narcing Fell off of the train tracks Then often i came back To start from the same path But damnit im still standin And spammin em Fill cannons with antonyms Pills stamina and the drums How come i put out a song and people laugh at it? Cuz im into rappin quick And i dont spit no mid-gone happy sh**? What the f**s with that? Im never looking back saying f** my past And everybodys bloody lips they can touch my a** And yo to the kids who said i can't write cuz im white from a rich town Sit down You dont wanna f** with this now Ill punch you in your f**ing face but i dont got no fists out b**h pow [Verse 1] You think this a fake? devins whole image? Remebering the day at my 7th ball scrimmage When i took the kids helmet, beat him with it Cuz he stole my seltzer and cheetos wit it? Either way i dont needa say satan 23 a day Just for me to play damn B it can't be an ambian Hanvy'll hand me a xany and You can feel the ambiance when we in This corner with a man who pissed on her And a venomous daughter Caught up wit her wrists sawed off Sort of like a slaghter house But First off im not a human body Im the worst thoughts jerked off from illuminati Cursed soft, burped broth at the woman with her purse lost yappin "you just shot me" Judas got me thinkin that id work off a new bugatti Dude he brought me just the coolest j**ish posse f**ing rude and co*ky There is nothin you can do to stop me Heard i keep it rollin like a movie? true, we choose to ride Everything i do i keep it movin like its do or die f** with me? you s**as see ya suicide In chucky cheese, you nothing b in judas eyes Girls gimme nothing bu*t head so im tryna find beavis And ive got enough bread to feed an unborn fetus Most you p**ys probably heard of vegas All around the world im faced wit murder cases Im a hot demon if you f** wit me youll meet a beast and I dont stop beefin till i leave em needin breathin treatments Went to indonisia for a weekend started speakin manderese and man Teresas hands are freezin Man i needa plan to leave her And a reason dammnit Manic get another rubber mother f**er Make you suffer with a muffler I dont trust your cuz for nothin (nothin) Nothin gonna stop for satan If they f** with Josh or Jake then Ill be taking shots to save em Wait theres f**in 5 more People that id die for Ali, Dutchie, Mike and Derek sh** thats only like 4 and i dont wanna write more Yes im f**ing white, who*e You pull up in a white ford I pull up in a benz (werd) Sip the burbon, hit the curb an Then swerve Hundred fifty songs and you ain't never heard the n word Cause ima f**ing caucasian Better get ya balls, save em Cause you know that ill break em Bakin bacon in a cake And i been waiting patient For the day that arks facing Vegas with his narc face and Wait im just disturbin the peace wit The words that i speak sh** Hop up off my sh** cause you worthless to me kid Still searchin for the f**in purpose you breathe b**h Rot in peices 'neath the f**in earth in the streets uh Truth is i was first To write a verse and emerge Out the f**ing ground and now my town Just drowns me out Im caged and days i raise the blades- The razor blades that Spade has saved To rape the face of hatred wait Juts incase your brain is worms Ill say again in laymens terms Save it b**h Your just a atheist who making sh** with asian kids Ooh my screws are loose But deuce and truth Have showed me how to do the do And now im only true to who? Me and dude we fight with fists and knifes Its stupid sh** you risk your life And just to frickin diss some guy This is why im pissed at god For givin me this gift i got And Mark is actin tough Cause he got Ray to back him up And they can say a bach of stuff But i got so much sh** against em And he knows it is offensive I ain't under no hypnosis bro your flow is so repulsive so Just like my dude im boutta blow And this is f**ing how i show All of you i dont like I really hope you all die And now i wanna brawl, why? So i can run up in that b**h with 6 inch f**in tall knives And start stabbing people in the moment I dont know who I hate the f**ing whole school Espesscially you Doo Stacks Think that you a cool cat All you is a rude f*g (true that) Vegas why is drew mad? Drew i know your mad your the baby that your momma dropped Used to loved me now you hate me? f** your drama stop Saying im obsessed with eminem you on his co*k And dont even lie you ride deuce f**in just as hard I bet you crop their f**in pictures on your christmas card So disregard everything he said Cuz if you really want the static f*ggot bring the feds uh I had been waiting paitent Till the day i made that statement And i remembered what deuce and the crew said about the Vegas Nation They told me it was great and (Deuce) And they ain't gonna expect it. you know what im saying? they ain't gonna expect it when it hits them... [Verse 2] f** the venom then im f**ing back with a vengence Packin a ten inch blade And i came with a henchman Intended to smack the attendents Of this whack school And this screwed up stupid superintendent What did i mention That none of them got f**ing suspension Or stuck in detention? And i got expelled just because of a sentence? So s** it im benching nothing I aintt in the position b**h to be f**ing lifting sh** Maybe cause nothing im my life done ever worked out Skirts down Imma f** you all raw So lets see who hurts now Imma be the worst-wow wait i f**ed up the beat. f** f** f**... (Young Dutchie) Cause young dutchie and vegas thats the recipe (2Pac) Before i leave make sure everybody heard Know i meant EVERY MOTHERfu*kING WORD [Verse 3] All the freakin beef i eat youd think id have a heart attack And all this Lil Wayne talk, i call that sh** the Carter Yak And yall just gotta work it out, but i ain't want no part of that I have a different mind set than any other artist has Always first never second Im protecting My spot in this game I got SSP, yes it be a deff win Now with Flexx Kid in my section Make your motherf**ing head spin Hit you with a zeppelin Cause its God we trust Ill run up in the bronx yelling YB's UP! Yo that is really all that ive got to say Yo we are not the same Cause when the cops had came Yall was actin like a rabbit and just hopped away If i can hit em with my spit then you can cop the flames Word capture the fire But im still the motherf**in worst rapper alive....right?.... [Stanza 2] But "hes not a rapper oh no he f**ing can't be" People just dont understand me I ain't all about calling out and dissing, but i stick up for my family, my crew and my self Hell, i know i ain't no damn G But i know that i can choke you till you can't breathe Times i just dont understand fully the fact That i was bullied for rap when im a poet at heart But then, i know it can start again I feel it in my veins every time that i spark the pen But i can't make you feel the pain i had Nor can i f**in change the past But listen man im telling you If you went through what i went through I swear you'd be just like this too... (Deuce) Hahaha you know you love this sh**..