Mr. T Experience - King Dork lyrics

I don't have much to offer or anything at all I look like d**h warmed over you're like a living doll Okay, I may be the worst that you have seen But I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen, e-een, e-een, whoa-o I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen You're too dear to put a price on and when I talk to you You're more than Monty Python Star Trek or Dr. Who You're much more than MST3K or D&D yeah I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me-e-e-e-e. Once you get used to it Maybe you can love me just a little bit Would that be, such a catastrophe? So don't start screaming yet Just lower your standards and get set Whatever it takes, however it has to be Those other girls can't stand me There's none as fair as you But if they see you and me It might embara** you So we'll go where they will never see you I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o I'm King Dork and I want you to be my I'm King Dork and I want you to be my I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen