Mr. T Experience - What Is Punk? lyrics

Had a dream I was on TV Phil Donahue meets Mr. T I came on stage, sat down, and cracked a beer Phil said, "I really love the band. My daughter is your biggest fan. But there is just one thing I've got to hear: What is punk?" I said, "we drink a lot of Stroh's," and Alex punched him in the nose "we see your daughter after every show" then we set fire to his hair and stole his pen and broke his chair He said, "There's just one thing I want to know: What is punk?" We scrawled the walls with MTX while Byron grabbed him by the neck Frank said the seven words you shouldn't say Then Alex started looking pissed and said, "I hope we're paid for this" and Phil said, "Thank you, guys, you made my day-but: What is punk?"