Mr. Porter - Purple Pills lyrics

[Hook: Eminem] I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's counting But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills [Verse 1: Eminem] Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of Valium inside her palm It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve Roll up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by 6 people and 5 I hit Ah sh**, I started a mosh pit Squashed a b**h and stomped her foster kids These shrooms make me hallucinate Then I sweat until I start losing weight Until I see dumb sh** start happening Dumber than Vanilla Ice trying to rap again So bounce, bounce, come on bounce (gunshots) I said come on bounce Everybody in the house with a half an ounce Not weed I meant coke dumb a** sit down We don't bullsh**, better ask around D12 throws the bombest bash in town Bizarre, your mom is pa**ing out Get her a** on the couch before she crashes out [Verse 2: Kuniva and (Kon Artis)] f** that, someone help Denaun He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn (Hey Von, you see me stepping on these leprechauns?) It got to be acid cause the X is gone (Ya I took them all dog, with some parmesan And I think my arm is gone) It's probably numb Young, dumb, and full of cum And I think he about to swallow his tongue (Scaredy a** it was a false alarm You think I'm about to die when I just got on?) Well stop acting stupid You so high That you might wake up with a guy On some new sh** (I think I did too much This substance equals cuffs Red pills, blue pills, and green Big pills (that's ill), mescaline) [Hook-eminem] I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills [Bridge] Dirty Dozen, 80 of us Shady brothers, ladies love us That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably want to take each other out And date each other Some-, something, something, something Something, something, something, something [Verse 3: Proof] Pop pills, pills I pop Pop two pills, on stilts I walk Snort two lines that were filled with chalk Thought I was incredible and k**ed the Hulk I want to roll away like a rollerblade Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days And when I'm old and gray Look for dope to smoke, no? okey-doke I'm packing my nose with coke (Coughing) Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the Trojan broke Ah, poor baby, born by who*e lady Now I got to strangle an infant (you're crazy) [Verse 4: Swift] I pop four E's at one time And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine (Hey you got any shrooms?) Does Bizarre smoke crack? We can't get jobs because our arms show tracks Why the hell you n***as think I rap? We do it just to get your company hijacked If you like smack, then I might too (Swift, chill) I just want to get high like you And I don't give a damn if they white or blue Speed, shrooms, down the Valiums Even smoke weed out of vacuums I just copped some and I'm going back soon [Hook-eminem] I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills [Verse 5: Bizarre] I'm at a rave Looking like a slave High off chronic Gin and tonic demonic Body smell like vomit p**y popping, acid dropping, dope heady guy Heroine mescaline pencil leads, want to try? Blue pills, golden seals Got Bizarre acting ill Drugs k** (yeah, right) b**h I'm for real Shut your mouth you dirty s*ut You know you want it in your bu*t I'll put it in your c*nt Let Bizarre nut [Hook-eminem] I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills I been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple pills [Bridge] Dirty Dozen 80 of us Shady brothers Ladies love us That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Some-, something, something, something Something, something, something, something