Mr. Porter - American Psycho lyrics

[Verse 1: Slim Shady] I'm the devil, if ever there was such a thing The results of much too many d** what you're seeing I'm a mindf**, completely dis-(gu-uh-uh)-sting I'm (what), a human mutt f** a being I'm a dog f** lambs, I'm silencing 'em all I'm involved in murders forensic science couldn't solve Giant set of balls too big to buy a set of drawers Might as well unzip my fly and let 'em fall to the floor Each thought's completely warped I'm like a walking, talking, Ouija board Speaking in tongues, I've never spoke this speech before Hhem-delle-la, ennich-me-noughh-mi-niche-mick-norrf Have you ever experienced spirits in lyrics when you hear 'em 'til you scared to stare in into any mirrors when you near 'em? Well if so, get ready for some sh** yo, "Is this some kind of sick joke?" sh** no, motherf**ing schizo So disturbed, he just goes so berserk, he tiptoes Fist first with scissors to slit throats of just hoes Just goes to shizzow you dizzon't, fizzuck with So-someone this disturbed, sa-sippin on si-zzurp So lock your doors, drop to the floors Get your shotguns drawn here comes another "Clockwork Orange" Look at Bizarre; you really think he's right in his mind What the f** you think's goin' through it when he's writin' his rhyme [Hook: Slim Shady] You bout to - journey into the mind of a psychopath k**er Blood spiller, mentality much iller Than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams You'll feel his pain in his silent screams You bout to - journey into the mind of a psychopath k**er Blood spiller, mentality much iller Than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams You'll feel his pain in his violent screams [Verse 2: Peter S. Bizarre] It's Friday night, I'm at a rave again Picking up transvestites on my Harley-Davidson (hey hop on) My girlfriend's a crackhead who*e She'll come to your door, s** your dick on the floor And take your bottles to the store (n***a, I'm takin these) Have you ever seen a b**h get beat because she won't cheat Run the street and s** another n***a's meat? My son's sixteen years old with nowhere to stay (dad it's me) I told him he wasn't mine, slammed the door in his face And I ain't got no food, my job I've been cheated My girlfriend had a miscarriage (I'm sorry) I had to eat it (ohh) My dick is burning, it ain't cause of disease Because I'm jacking off with gasoline mixed with antifreeze (AHH!) I'm living in Waco Texas, me and my girl f** David Koresh, I'm starting my own world It's called Bizarre Cemetery, it's scary Eating a virgin's cherry; they're all gonna laugh at you, Carrie! [Hook: Slim Shady] Journey into the mind of a psychopath k**er Blood spiller, mentality much iller Than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams You'll feel his pain in his silent screams You bout to - journey into the mind of a psychopath k**er Blood spiller, mentality much iller Than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams You'll feel his pain in his violent screams [Verse 3: Kon Artis] I was born feet first, smoke 40's and drink weed The Lord rehearsed my birth, I'm the worst breed A n***a you ever set sight on, my right arm's Got more power than 5 of Ivan Drago's pythons so "Journey into the mind of a psychopath k**er" Light yo' a** like a liquid nitro-gas spiller Psycho slash Michael Myers, Michael Jack's "Thriller" Rifle slash knife f*ggot that's your "Cop k**er" As a yung'un, I was beat where I was living (aight) Cross-dressed just to get thrown in the women's prison I guess I was just stressed to be a hoodlum Being pressed caused the stress that caused the Ritalin Pressed stressed and Ritalin caused the cop's feelings To be hurt after they seen what I did to those children I'm vulgaric, you Bo Derek; I throw you face flat off the terrace So you can have somethin' to stare at [Hook: Slim Shady] Journey into the mind of a psychopath k**er Blood spiller, mentality much iller Than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams You'll feel his pain in his silent screams You bout to - journey into the mind of a psychopath k**er Blood spiller, mentality much iller Than you could ever imagine in your wildest dreams You'll feel his pain in his silent screams