Mr. Muthaf**in eXquire - The Explanation lyrics

[Narrator] On a trip to Moscow, in his apartment, in the capital... [Interviewer] How much of that experience do you recall, can you describe to me? [Verse 1: eXquire] Sweaty as f** after my show, backstage, met three b**hes Video vixens, they ran up on me grabbin at my zipper Asses out straight stuntin, thick like they only ate muffins I smashed two and Dallas, grabbed the other one Pillow talk cuddlin, underneath the sweaty comforter One got her tongue in my ear the others ma**aging my nuts When suddenly I hear this beeping noise coming from her bra A walkie-talkie sound, she responds like, "We're ready boys" The bed we're laying in starts to glow, I blink We're teleported to a place where everything is awkward shaped I mean the suns blue, the snows hot, the trees glow in the dark A light stares right through you and hears your ultimate thoughts It's weird I tried to stand and got woozy Next thing I know this stripper broad is tied to me Held captive by a race of strange beetle-like creatures A gold one arose and said "Take him to the leader" They marched us through the whole village like a prize catch The natives snapped pictures and threw confetti at us Soaked pinata, they dropped to our knees at the altar Shadow a came up from the throne and walked forward It was the beetle oracle her body sparkled She carried a wooden totem that flickered like a light-strobe Placed it round my neck, jammed her antennas in my head And entered in my brain and planted thoughts where cells were dead and said: [Beetle Oracle] Remember that n***a from the hill Up in Brownsville that you used to chill with f** hoes and trade games with? [eXquire] Yeah my n***a dolt from the plazas But f** that n***a he's a traitor and a little b**h [Beetle Oracle] I didn't mean him, confused him with the snake-race Out of Quadron 10, they want to use our land for digging And they're gonna blow us up like nitro We summoned you here so you could lead us in battle [Outro] I was taken, by my apartment, in Moscow, to this spaceship and we went to...