Mr. Mike - I Ain't tha 1 lyrics

[Intro] [Girl] Mr. Mike, can you give some money to get my hair done? [Mr. Mike] What's wrong with your hair right now? [Girl] Well, you know I get it done every week, and I need my nails done too [Mr. Mike] Look, I'mma tell you like this [Verse 1: Mr. Mike] I ain't the one, the one to get played like a pooh bu*t See, I'm from the street, so I know what's up On these silly games that's played by the women I'm only happy when I'm goin' up in them Yo, but you know, I ain't no GIMMIE THIS society But girls in biker shorts are so fly to me So I step to them, with aggression Listen to the kid, and learn a lesson today See, they think we narrow minded Cause they got a cute face, and big-behinded So I walk over and say: How you're doin? See, I'm only want some lootin' But you know, ugh, you gots to play it off cool Cause if they catch you slippin, yo, you'll get schooled And they'll get you for your money, son Next thing you know, you're gettin their hair and they nails done Fool, and they'll let you show them off But when it comes to s** and gettin' wet, they got a bad cough Or a headache, it's all give and no take Run out of money, you look dummy, and watch your heart break They'll drop you like a bad habit But a n***a with money, yo, you gotta have it f**in' with me though, they gets none You can't juice Mr. Mike baby girl, cause I ain't the one [Hook: Mr. Mike] I ain't the one, I'm livin' life on the run We might not have fun baby but what's done is done I ain't the one, maybe in due time you'll see That this thing with you and me, just wasn't meant to be I ain't the one, too busy livin' life on the run You might not have fun honey, but what's done is done I ain't the one, maybe in due time you'll see That this thing with you and me, just wasn't meant to be [Verse 2: Mr. Mike] Yo, sometimes I used to wonder How the f** an ugly n***a get a fine b**h's number?! He's gettin juiced for his ducats I tell a girl in a minute, yo, I drive a bucket And won't think nothin' of it She can ride or walk, either leave it or love it I show her that I'm not the O-the-N-E Say: I'm a straight up N-I double-G A Cause I'm gamin' on a female that's gamin' on me You know, I spell girl with a B A brother like me is only out for one thing I think with a stackin' cream But I won't bring no flowers to her doorstep when we goin' out Ha, cause you'll take it for granted, I guess, no doubt And after the date, I'mma want to do the wild thing You want lobster huh? I'm thinkin' Chicken wing And when I take you, you'll get frustrated You can't juice Mr. Mike girl and you hate it But you see, I don't go nuts No, over girls like you with the big old bu*ts It start comin' out the pocket, to knock it Cause when the damage is done Ugh, you can only pay me girl, you can't play me girl For the simple fact that, I ain't the one [Hook: Mr. Mike w/ Variations] I ain't the one, I'm livin' life on the run We might not have fun hon' but what's done is done I ain't the one, maybe in due time you'll see That this thing with you and me, just wasn't meant to be I ain't the one, too busy livin' life on the run You might not have fun baby, but what's done is done I ain't the one, maybe in due time you'll see That this thing with you and me, just wasn't meant to be [Girl] Can I have some money, pleeeease? [Verse 3: Mr. Mike] Give you money while I bother Cause you know, I'm lookin' nothin' like your father Girl, I can't be played or ganked Uh uh, ganked means gettin' took for your bank Or your gold, or your money, or somethin' Nine times out of ten, b**hes givin' up nothin' They just mad when I put it in perspective But let's see, if my knowledge is effective To the brothers man, they robbin' you blind Cause they fine with a big behind, but pay it no mind Keep your money to yourself homie And if you got enough game You'll get her name and her number Without going under You can't leave them, and love and stay above them I used to get no play, now she's stayin' mentions this Cause I heard I had a mansion in Texas But I lied and played the one Just to get some now she feels dumb To my n***as it's funny Ugh, but that's what you get tryin' to play my boy's money Now, don't you feel used? But I don't give hoot, huh, because I knock boots You shouldn't be, so damn material And try to milk Mr. Mike like cereal How many times do I have to say it? Cause if I have to go get a gun, I'mma spray it You girls will learn, uhh, I don't burn You think I'm a s**er, what?, but I ain't the one [Hook: Mr. Mike w/ Variations] I ain't the one, I'm livin' life on the run We might not have fun baby but what's done is done I ain't the one, maybe in due time you'll see That this thing with you and me, just wasn't meant to be I ain't the one, baby, I'm livin' life on the run You might not have fun sugar, but what's done is done I ain't the one, maybe in due time you'll see That this thing with you and me, just wasn't meant to be [Outro: Mr. Mike] I ain't the one, n***a Ugh, peace to that n***a Ice Cube Mr. Mike in this motherf**er