Mr. Live - Splashin Over Monica lyrics

[sounds of a press conference] [Tony Bones] Allright everbody, shut it Uhh...things have gotten pear-shaped Let's get it sorted. My name's Tony Bones I'd like to apologize to the nation for uhh Splashin on Monica's Dress [Mr Live interrupts] Yo yo, hold on, wait a second. You with the jheri curls Get out my way. Yo yo this is Mr. Live 88 whats a name (?). I bust all over the Gap dress, nah mean? This cat is fradulent [TB] No no, I claim the stain. I claim the stain... [ML] Nah Nah, that was me. Crazy bust off The DNA gonna show it [ML] Why you go and do that, Mr President? It was me that ran through that, splashin over Monica Fradulent confession, Mr. President I was all up in your residence the White House I was militant like Mumia deliverin messages See that Gap dress clingin tightly to her breasteses She was after this, your secretary But I wasn't respecting this, its legendary... Told her my name was Vernon Jordan "I can hook you up with Revlon," she bought this She's givin me head in oval offices! I can't believe Lewinsky is on the knees Who busts in the door your wife and Chelsea I couldn't lie though, your wife is a bimbo Chelsea's ugly, and Monica's a nympho We took it the Oval Office Where they signed the 5th amendment Preceded to bend it, like I was demented Up in a mile a minute, I splashed and left a stain Went for the cheek, and got all on her dress I lost my aim, Bubba Another fact that's gonna be a teaser Monica left the dress in her momma's deep freezer Monica's a skeeza Why do Live have to be the double lard pleeza? Turkey on the roll, and I can smack that beeva From here to Geneva Monica Lewinsky took every centimeter Shes a Pita eata The bomb like the taco bell, chicken fajita Believe a brother Bill, Kenneth Star Gonna take the DNA and find out that's It blacker than the whole NBA So I'm sorry for the stain Mr. President I know its causin you pain, splashin over Monica [TB] Why'd you go and do that, Mr. President? It was me that ran through that, I wasn't hesitant Now one night @ SOB's I was out lookin for cheese And I came upon this honey mo-mo lewinsky She's 5'8, couple of pounds overweight So I wondered was it glandular or truly what she ate? Maybe a family trait She needed fries with her shake And to be honest, I would say She'd get it on a good day But since I'm a brotha who stays in control of his bo*er I had more reservations than (what?) Arizona Three drinks later she was damn near Pam Grier Maybe my imagination or the Black and Tan beer Well anyway, we're in her black Mitsubishi, on the Way back out to DC with Secret Service and [dee tees?] Tellin me, she wants to get touched like she's ET I say "Don't worry Mo, I got more hard drive than a PC." To the oval office to get one of Bill's Philly's Where she used to smoke illy with Kathleen Willy And some shots of Clarence Thomas when he had locks Reagan on rocks, she had Edgar Hoover's old frocks We did it once upon the kitchen, and once upon the floor And once upon the ceiling with the [neck around the door?] Then it splashed galore, she forgave me for The stain I left up on her and the White house decor So sorry for the stain, Mr. President I know its causin you pain, splashin over Monica I claim the stain, Mr President, I tried to Be benevloent but then I had to represent like skeet (imitates Clinton) "sh** Girrl!"