Oh, now I'm walking back to our place Which is soon to be your place Watching my feet, they're as stubborn as concrete I'm knee deep in the jumble of our lives Throwing sh** into bin bags, I reach for the door The dog's at my heel, thinks we're going for a walk And I realise We never been as f**ed as this So grown up now we're squabbling like kids Your mother's plates, dashed on the floor I can't keep a stiff upper lip any more We never been as f**ed as this Out on the street and we're screaming like kids The neighbours watch, well let them talk I can't keep a stiff upper lip any more Leaving, throwing all of the black bags In the back of the black cab You see I'm not bluffing, no I'm actually leaving, and now I'm sleeping On the front step of my mate's place Cos he stopped there, cos he's sh** faced And I realise We never been as f**ed as this So grown up but we're squabbling like kids Your mother's plates, dashed on the floor I can't keep a stiff upper lip any more We never been as f**ed as this Out on the street and we're screaming like kids The neighbours watch, well let them talk I can't keep a stiff upper lip any more Life's too short to get caught Life's too short to get caught On the shady side of the street Life's too short to get caught