Mr. Eon - Sports Center lyrics

[Mr. Eon (speaking as announcer)] "After further review, the play stands First Down!" [Akrobatik] This is the jump off, face off, kick off and first pitch Opening serve or tee off, take your pick I'm the mailman delivering styles that I'm concocting While my man Mr. E a**ists like John Stockton I stay wilding, mad range like Ray Allen And while you rock your anthem I refuse to stay silent Lyrics powered like a fullback, the rap Jared Bunch Catching opponents in the kidney with the rabbit punch Step up in a doubles match to E and Ack and it's over You get served like an ace from Martina Navatomona Or Pete Sampras, this camp is very nice Getting deep like Joe Montana to Jerry Rice [Mr. Eon] I stuck up the concession stand for cracker jacks Rhyme over hot beats, from the box seats Eon got cleats, spike you like Ty Cobb Straight '89 Michigan, a tight squad I challenge John Daly to a drink off From illadelph with iller-force ???? To get some (censored) on a roller derby After me your career will end early like Bobby Hurley A combination Willie Mays and Babe Ruth With a touch of viciousness like Rae Carruth Players you a leader, you an NFL scab Millennium photo type like Donovan McNabb (scratched) "I love sports" [Akrobatik] Ay yo linebacker frame, general manager mind Taking me out would be a shock like when Magic resigned I never caught a flag for illegal use of the hands I got the fans waving theirs in the air up in the stands [Mr. Eon] I be the franchise brain trust in the rain gust Go back to the fog bowl when the hogs roll Been rhyming ever since super bowl shuffle Ever since the Larry Bird Dr. J scuffle [Akrobatik] Yo all you rap cats that do your thing straining Need to bring your a**es back to spring training Getting strong like the swing of Mo Vaughn, as the beat goes I'll have you betting against your own team like you was Pete Rose [Mr. Eon] Yah I take the medicine (sniffing) When I put the coke in the drink like Hollywood Henerson Play book burning, still learning Step to the Vick get your back broke like Michael Irving [Akrobatik] Yo, you need to get your stuff and go chill Before you catch consecutive losses like the buffalo bills No Cinderella stories here, you ain't doing no damage Because me and Mr. E got the home field advantage [Mr. Eon] I'm coming, Eon, Boom-bye-yay With color commentary and play by play With no reason, I'm iller in post season Like Moses, "Fo-fo-fo" is what I'm screaming (scratched) "I love sports" [Akrobatik] Akrobatik yo Mr. E yo High & Mighty yo Eastern Conference yo yo yo yo yo