Mr. Eon - Bad Babysitter lyrics

[Hook] I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour [Verse 1: Princess Superstar] Babysitting s**s but whatever they got junk food Kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog too And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub, I mean he's old but not dimed out If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time Out Aight Josh what you wanna do? You wanna watch cartoons? HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room! I a**ume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me Kool Aid I'm a sit on the couch and masturbate then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate Spit out my Bubblicious and get to one of them big fridges that could fit 10 midgets Damn they're rich, hey she left me fifty dishes-b**h! Let's try on ya mom's minks think she'll miss these Chanel links? In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks- go play under the sink (I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and God told me you're goin straight to hell Well if you don't like it I can leave and then you'll be alone Believe me that's what the creepy monsters want Plus I'll be taking your TV Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed I got a camera I'll take a picture and show that little girl you like Sarah Oh and one more thing- there's been several ma** murderers spotted in the area [Hook] [Verse 2: Princess Superstar] Let's make Fluffernutters don't f**in utter another peep I'll take the cookie cutter make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet hey what are these pills? I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag and the Tagamet Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough you clean up the rug Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much All right kid you gotta go to bed, I know its only 6 but my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head Sit his bare a** on the couch where you watch Small Wonder Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky Cuz I s**ed his dicky and used your mom's cucumber Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire Scared? You can have it for supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware No bedtime story, Gabe get off you're so horny! Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin No p**n and shut the shade Gabe- One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid [Hook] [Princess Superstar] Jeez, Mr. W, your wife looks bad [Mr. Eon] Oh, it must have been the drinks she had. We drank some mai tais, watched jai alai, I ripped off her thigh highs [Princess Superstar] Um, too much information. I need a ride [Mr. Eon] Oh, let's take the the Benz [Princess Superstar] That's the coolest car I ever seen [Mr. Eon] How old are you again? I forget. Nineteen? [Princess Superstar] Uh, yeah. (In like four more years.) [Mr. Eon] Just one time, could you please show me one of those nice cheers? [Princess Superstar] Woo! Have you been working out? [Mr. Eon] Here's your house [Princess Superstar] You wanna come in? We just got this awesome new couch [Mr. Eon] Ouch, stop it girl [Princess Superstar] Can't I get a little peek? [Mr. Eon] No, girl, I'll take a rain check and see you next week