Mr. Dave - Tha Bullsh** lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen Children of all ages It's me Jeru the Damaja And I'm here to present to you today The bullsh** Yes this is the bullsh** the extreme bullsh** The absolute bullsh** This is the bullsh** of bullsh** This bullsh** is so bullsh** I NEVER wanna hear this bullsh** On the radio Or in my children's ears cause it's bullsh** You know? So as we talk about the bullsh** And what bullsh** is I'mma drop the bullsh** on you right now You know, the bullsh** goes like this Jump up in my Rolls Royce, top choice Make em holler, everything I do is for a dollar f** being civilized, I got dollar signs in my eyes One day I'll fall, but for now I'll rise Trust me, as the stink stuff, fries up I'm cookin' up I used to spend the nights in spots run up Buck buck but now I'm all growed up and blowed up And believe me, baby paw, I got it all sewed up And the loot is in big bags and all stored up And the n***as I used to run with is all locked up But, I'll keep bubblin', got em on the corners Like court jesters jugglin', avoid the late night mugging Because stick up kids be bugging I paid my dues so I'm on some exotic island Smilin', sun shinin' all off my diamonds Sippin' on martinis bad hookers in bikinis A air plane load of exotic work from Tahiti Plus a squad of k**er b**hes that all carry Uzis I got a lot so if it gets too hot Jump in the billion dollar jet, or the million dollar yacht Got the Teflon vest, in case they knock me out the box Oh no, I think I hear gunshots *rat-atat-atat-tat* Huh huh ahh, huh, whew! Damn, sh** was just a dream, whew Whoa damn That's a scary motherf**ing dream, that was bullsh**! I'd never say no bullsh** like that, whoa! Glad I don't live none of that bullsh** That sh** is absolutely bullsh**, oh