Mr. Bungle - Mr Nice Guy lyrics

There's nothin' that I wouldn't do for you 'Cuz I'm pottie, trained like a great dane Have a nice day Incubus in disguise, Lord of the flies A pile of sh** dressed up to appetize The main course, degradation a la mode You accept the invitation I know how to treat a lady I'm a fountain of love like Christ So shower in the golden j**elry of my balls Eagerly you s** it down like a pig in a toilet In a vacuum, in a tornado, in a black hole Turbulent, whirlpool Like yin and yen, the doggie is my best friend I think I need a foxy terrier With a capital T that rhymes with D That stands for derrire To bark for me and keep me company You look so nice With your nose in the dirt You're my puppy Bend over and lick yourself And when you sleep, I'm sitting on your chest Say it's a dog's life so you do what you gotta do, do Doggie b**h, let me drill my own hole I don't need a seed to grow my dick weed I'm the one you want, the one you get sh** s**ing, bu*t f**ing nerd I'm a sadist, I'm a geek, I'm a coprophagist I sh**, you eat my poop, you sh**, I eat your poop I sh**, an infinite push pull Hedonism trading fours You scratch my back I'll scratch yours Incubus, succubus Like Dick and Jane, the K9 method is f**ing insane It's love, it's dog eat dog, eat dog With a capital D that rhymes with tree That stands for pee pee Your knight in shining armor Ain't no nice guy at all I am the devil who's under the skin I hide in the smile and aim for the quim God is my tactic and nature's my game Forget all your opinions, baby Because I will always win, lesbian The ritual, I urinate chivalry Instinctual 'cuz I'm such a gentleman You look so nice with your nose in the dirt