Mr. Boss - f**pig Sloshpots lyrics

[Sample: Chastity Pariah] Please, I don't think we need to resort to name calling. I think what Calvin is trying to say is that this Elvira is a person of easy virtue, a purveyor of pulchritude, a one-woman Sodom and Gomorrah, if you will. A slimy, slithering succubus, a concubine, a street walker, a tramp, a s*ut, a cheap who*e [Verse 1: Dirty Dike] Look at you sitting there, grandy as a f**pig "Sup b**h" looking like you need to lick some nuts quick Well I ain't the butcher with the free pork sausage You've seen more bollocks than you'd feed your gossips Now stop it Get your skanky man hands away from me Ham flaps blatantly, mad mashed with AIDS disease I'd give a sh** if you're the fittest, crisp chick With the biggest tits You're still a f** piggy in the middle b**h I ain't into it, I used to be a little bit But had to go clinic, now I'm less keen to think with it Yep, yep I drink a bit Tell a slag to f** off But only when she's acting like a c*nt and wants to s** co*k (f** what?) What, that's a fair enough exchange When I'm getting called a pervert for staring at her mates And all I really wanna do is bash a chair across her face Miss thinks I'm the bad guy, hilarious grapes [Hook: Dirty Dike & Ronnie Bosh] Me and my gang are f**ing crazy I wouldn't f** you if you paid me It ain't because I'm bloody lazy I'd rather sit and sniff my d** [Verse 2: Dirty Dike] Its like "Blahhh", b**h just needs to back down Fit ones, fat cows and slags with their rats out Its mad how you can blag a slapper in a cab now Pull the yaks pants down and bang her on your man's couch That's how your self respect levels hit the bloody floor You grubby who*e, what you asking me for money for? Dress rich, less crib Breath stinks, sets big SES pig, s** pig Forget this, next b**h [Sample] You are the most irresponsible, disgusting pig alive in the world, I wish your mother had an abortion. You have no talent, I'm telling you, you are the most disgusting pig. Oh you know actually that's a compliment, your lies are so disgusting. I would love to... I really would love to kick you in the face [Hook] x2