Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer - They Don't Allow Rappers In The Bullingdon Club lyrics

Higher education, a suitable term When I was in my cap and gown little did I learn Working not my forte, I Longed for something naughty By nature I was haughty and one thing that school had taught me Was to make alliances, Within the diocese Find those who might a**ist me in getting what I'd need After weeks of hanging round, Awaiting arty types I chanced upon a blond scruff Spouting utter tripe ‘Boris DePfeffel' said he By way of introduction ‘want to join the chaps and I at a private function?' ‘charmed' said I ‘who are these chums?' All the toffs round here pretend that they are in the slums The buller boys said he In a fuller voice, come see He put a choice to me I couldn't hoist a plea against Pulling up a seat With the fully fledged elite So I put a plan to he That his band should include Mr.B He asked ‘what do you do?' ‘I am the Gentleman Rhymer' I proclaimed He said ‘I've heard of you' Then my position was explained… You want to raise hell, be placed well But here's the rub They don't allow rappers in the Bullingdon club I have the relevant qualities to be a buller boy I am disrespectful to those in my employ I can smash up a lamp Or slash on a tramp Take cash for questions When I should be sectioned Have my CV espoused By buck house Use my breeding For party leading Take a bung But watch my tongue Use cricket as a front For being rather blunt Take the spoils Without a day of toil Even then they won't let me be their foil Now Boris knew his cla**ics But clearly was simple Dave inspired desire But just to punch him in his dimples Hs gait was airy fairy And his plans unsound And little Georgie never bought a round Come to think of it, I didn't want their jobs And why would Mr.B hang around with such nobs? You can listen to The Smiths But that's far from the pith I'm heading for a snub And they don't allow rappers in the Bullingdon club My trouser's are sharp and my tie is neat But still Mr.B is far too street And they don't allow rappers in the Bullingdon club Now it's all gone bad I'm more that glad Our leader is a dud And they did not allow rappers in the Bullingdon club