Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer - Lady C lyrics

When we first met I was planning a career in bounding, I liked the way that was sounding Gadding it about with numerous girls, without so much as a care in the world But a brief introduction from a dear old chum kicked that theory right up the old bum And when it got to about date 9 or 10, the time came when I had to think again And revise my plans for the life of a cad; I'm afraid I'd got it rather bad You'd won me over with your womanly charms and now I hold you in my arms As we watch UK Street Crime on Bravo +1, then off to bed when the washings done Breakfast in the morning as we watch the sea beat the Brackstock Road, I'm sure you'll agree Lady C, Oh, Lady C, now you have invaded me We can just relax (and have a cup of tea) Lady C, Oh, Lady C, now you've come to stay with me We shall not look back (not bloody likely!) I like the way you cook and clean And help me with my gangster lean You're awfully good at striking poses And even your fumosities smell of roses! You make me smile like no one can You make me a better man So I must say thanks again For stopping me becoming a ma**ive w*** stain! Lady C, Oh, Lady C, now you have invaded me We can just relax (and have a cup of tea) Lady C, Oh, Lady C, now you've come to stay with me We shall not look back (not bloody likely!) Have a cup of tea… Not bloody likely!