Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer - Songs for Acid Edward lyrics

(Spoken) There's an old school chum of mine, Edward. Decided for some reason around about 1988 to rechristen himself Acid Ted. He used to take me to strange places and give me these sweets that made me feel rather queer. This is for him Well you know that any mountain is capable of moving I'm a gentleman rhymer and I'm proving You can be what you want to be Let your soul and your body and your mind be free There's nothing in the world that can hold us back Write down a lyric put it down on wax And cold rock I'll take you straight to the top With an attitude that's right it cannot be stopped Set you mind on what you want and you can get high Put detailed thought into every desire Believe in yourself you know that you'll find There's no can't in a trouble-free mind One of a kind We are all that And going all the way is where I'm at With delivery smooth like water from a fountain That's why I can move any mountain Move any mountain Move any mountain I can move move move any mountain I can move move move any mountain (Spoken) Sing along I like to move it move it I like to move it move it I like to move it move it We like to move it I like to move it move it I like to move it move it I like to move it move it We like to move it I like to move it move it I like to move it move it I like to move it move it We like to move it I like to move it move it I like to move it move it I like to move it move it We like to move it When you're cold(?) I don't need no make-up A nice cup of tea in a china cup A cup of tea and a nice hot cross bun Ask about sugar, I take none It makes me physically sick, physically sick Physically, physically, physically sick Physically sick, physically sick Physically, physically, physically sick I like to move it move it I like to move it move it I like to move it move it We like to move it I like to move it move it I like to move it move it I like to move it move it We like to move it (Spoken) I'm going to take you back now, to the second summer of love Let me take you to a place I know you'll want to go It's a good life, yes I'm going to spin around and grab you Just don't say no, there may be consequences I have got a feeling that you're going to like it What I'm doing to you And when I'm doing what I'm doing I'll be doing what you want me to do (Spoken) Dramatically ambiguous, I know, but we are on a lot of d** (Spoken) One for the connoisseurs now The Mozarts of techno A couple of bald chaps from Kent or somewhere Who seem to have lasers for eyes (Instrumental) (Spoken) Every now and again Myself and Edward would sit around his place Smoke the odd hookah And speak absolute gibberish Sometimes sounding like this: Wa day wa day wa dada dai day Mmwa day wa day wa dada dai day Wa day wa day wa dada dai day Mmwa day mmwa day a nana wa dada dai day wa (Spoken) This is what we call the hands in the air moment Who's coming up for the rush? Mmwa day mmwa day a nana wada dai day wa Mmwa day mmwa day a nana wada dai day wa I'm gonna send him to outer space To find another race I'm gonna send him to outer space To find another race I'm gonna send him to outer space To find another race I'm gonna send him to outer space To find another race I'm gonna send him to outer space To find another race I'm gonna send him to outer space To find another race I'll take your brain to another dimension I'll take your brain to another dimension I'll take your brain to another dimension Pay close attention I'll take your brain to another dimension I'll take your brain to another dimension I'll take your brain to another dimension Pay close attention Pay close attention Pay close attention Pay close attention