Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer - Crazy Knights lyrics

Here's a little song for everybody out there. People try to take my port away, Give that back, it's vintage! And sometimes my butler won't do as I say, Behave yourself Carshalton! He tells me politely my opinion's too strong, Well I say I'm right, and you sir are wrong! I am the employer, and you employee, Now go and fetch me a nice cup of tea. These are crazy crazy crazy crazy nights, These are crazy crazy crazy crazy nights, they really are Sometimes days are so hard to survive, When you expect tea at four, but get it nearer five, The sun goes down and there's still no cream, And Bourbon biscuits make me ruddy scream! They break in the teacup again and again, And sometimes I have to stay up 'til ten, On a crazy crazy crazy crazy night, On a crazy crazy crazy crazy night, (shrieking) These are crazy crazy crazy crazy nights! These are crazy crazy crazy crazy nights! Oh yeah! Wooh! Sorry 'bout that, little over-excited there. Find the spirit of rock somewhat overtakes one every now and again, don't you think? They try to tell us we don't belong, But I've been to the palace to pick up a gong, I am an Englishman, and rather proud, But when I met the Queen it was she who bowed. Well you know what happened then, don't you? Now I am one! No, not a queen. I'm a crazy crazy crazy crazy knight, I'm a crazy crazy crazy crazy knight, I'm a crazy crazy crazy crazy knight, I'm a crazy crazy crazy crazy knight. (shrieking) These are crazy crazy crazy crazy nights! These are crazy crazy crazy crazy nights! Oh yeah! These are crazy crazy crazy crazy nights! These are crazy crazy crazy crazy nights! (spoken) These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights.