Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer - Just like a Chap lyrics

I say chum-rades I was on my way to the club the other day when this chappie stops me and says "I don't quite like the cut of your jib, sir" or something along those lines though rather in the modern parlace I'm afraid So I relayed to him in no uncertain terms that the cut of my job was entirely beyond reproach And so I went on to explain What Goes On The Noel Coward of Rap, I'm not blithering The world of Chap is what I'm living in Spelt backwards means nothing at all Stop fiddle faddling and come to the ball Check the facts and expose those prats They're tiresome brats, they're not chaps The Government is posh, but they're not dandy I've no cosh but I've a pipe and i shall keep it handy With great grooming comes great responsibility To get in your clothing like a j**eler does filigree Tweed and silk over a loupe by Mister B Lets get a million views of chap-hop history Careful stitches Like a legspinner's pitches Lined in silk if the pure wool itches Here's a rule of thumb from the chap hop didact It's not where you're from it's wear your hat Smart just like a chap (repeated) You see ladies and gentlemen This is what one has to do Almost every day Explain to people, just like that The rapping dandy twenty years later Still going strong having spurned the haters New generations dressing their best Chap-hop on two gramophone decks It's jolly fun so how could you hate it Write some rhymes while my tailor waited Twentieth century but how do you date it Celebrated but still understated Like Teddy Thomas on a balcony milady Keep living life like it's the eighteen eighties A chap out of time but rising to the top Music hall MC will just not stop The tweed revolution, cultural exchange Pay attention don't look all strange Hail the chap give three piece a chance Face the world with a dandy stance Smart just like a chap (repeated) That is correct i am chappy number one in Cheam Chappy number one in Guildford Chappy number one in Richmond upon Thames Chappy number one in Compton That's Compton village near Godalming you see Chappy number one in Hove Mr.B and I'm out