Moxy Fruvous - Video Disco Bargainville lyrics

(Jian, speaking/whispering) Take... We can take a trip up to the corner... corner... corner... It's not too far... Ok, I'm ready, anytime. (Jian) I have a college pal who Says we can pay one price for two Uhh, Just ask for 'Roger', at (All) Video Bargainville (Spoken by Jian) We can take a trip up to the corner, it's not too far, especially in the car There's a friendly store with nice decore, and lots of posters on the door Once past the counter and the news stand, with a free bag of popcorn in your hand You're ready for the world - No, not the band...But a fine selection in video land Don't be too confused by the little reviews On the back of the box, just pick up the boxes, all the boxes you can use The hipedi-hoppest videos in the land Maybe something foreign, maybe something panned, maybe something formerly banned Perhaps it's something you can watch with friends, or something that inevitably lends Itself to shapely curves and bends of exploited women and their friends Perhaps it's "New York, New York" with Liza Minnelli and Mickey Rourke No. That's not right... It was Robert Deniro, everyone's favorite video hero (All) I have a college pal who Says we can pay one price for two Just ask for 'Roger' At Video Bargainville (Jian speaking) So contrary to the desparate sign, most patrons always "please rewind!" And the clerks don't mind, they're very kind, the only stickler has resigned There's a courteous smoking section in the back, behind the bulging exercise video rack If you're tired, you can hit the sack with the new Ben-Hur trendy disco double pack (All) I have a college pal who Says we can pay one price for two Just ask for 'Roger' At Video Bargainville (Solos - and spoken words by Jian (regarding movies) that really can't be made out) ???I recall, not so long ago, walking into Video Bargainville...you know (???) stores not unlike most post-World War Two capitalist democracy video stores. My father and I rented Moonstruck with Cher, I've always had a soft spot for Cher...(???)...depending on how long her hair is, or how long the film is - but that's another story.??? (funny voices) Once we had a friend was too extravagant Was not a Bargainville fan (Jian) pissed off the video man! Soon there will be "program your own" TV, So they ask you to heed this final plea Before it's all dead you should rent more, and enjoy video bargains galore!! (repeated 3 times) I have a college pal who Says we can pay one price for two Just ask for 'Roger' At Video Bargainville From the Liner: (Mike-vocals, electric guitar, kabasa, money, flexi-tone; Murray-vocals, ba**; Jean-lead vocal, snare; Dave-vocals, accordion, scream; Doug McClement-disfunctional youth)