Have you got Miss Fortune She's the daughter of rich parents, all she does is cry One four-letter word is all she wants But you can't buy love so there's no supply Will you take your Master Charge? The boy who's living well beyond his parents' means (Happy families) See his parents k** theirselves with work to keep Their dandy in the latest jeans (Happy families) Happy families is a kid's game Happy families is your main aim It starts out with a dealing in the middle of the night And ends up with a full house If you play your cards out right Mum says Dad is cheating, you should see The grown-ups fight for happy families The game that's sure to please Have you got your Master Race The bigot son who like his dad is full of fear (Happy families) Not so much a sun, more of a storm to her To burn the books when Dad's not here (Happy families) Happy families is a kid's game Happy families is your main aim You start out with your first cub And you think that life's a song You'll end up with a wolf pack If you lay your cards out wrong Dad says Mom is cheating You can see the children long For happy families The game that's sure to please Have you got Miss Carriage She's the girl who wants a baby that she cannot find (Happy families) Strange, the ones who want to win the race Are usually the ones who fall behind