Motorhead - Lemmy Goes To The Pub lyrics

Your eyes are open, you can't see Lying there out of your tree Your knees are flipping on the floor Your mouth ain't making sense no more A real hero, a real zero You know his name, he's the bozo Your boring waffle gets me down Grab your hat and get outta town Why do you always want to gab Sling your hook, I ain't your dad A real hero, a real zero I know your name, you're the bozo You tell those awful bloody jokes Pulling bloody awful strokes You're groping everbody's bint You never buy a ba*tard a drink A real hero, a real zero You're everywhere, you're a bozo I curse the day you were f**ing born