We're in the basement, learnin' to ba** I got my electric and acoustic case I'm bringin' extra Ds just in case they break Julio Iglesias he takes the cake We're gettin' funny in the back of my car We were tellin' lotsa really good jokes But something happened, I didn't know what But I guess it's the way that it goes I suppose We're on the pavement, learnin' to pave I'm feelin' really dizzy from the blood I gave I lost about as much as I do when I shave I gotta keep movin', I gotta keep movin' And everybody wants to play guitar Nobody wants to play the fish I guess nobody wants to move very far But they tell me all the time that they wish Yeah they wish Yeah the wish Midnight at the Guantanamo room Midnight at the Guantanamo room I'm on a toilet, I'm learnin' to toil I'm outta cellophane so I use tin foil Girl took a whiz and she got a jock Alright suga! Go cat go! We're gettin' funny in the back of my car We were tellin' lotsa really good jokes And my money's had a heck of a time But I guess that's the way that it goes I suppose I suppose Midnight at the Guantanamo room Midnight at the Guantanamo room Ah!