Monty Python - Lumberjack Song (Monty Python Sings) lyrics

BARBER: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay I sleep all night and I work all day MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay He sleeps all night and he works all day BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have bu*tered scones for tea MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch He goes to the lavatory On Wednesdays he goes shoppin' And has bu*tered scones for tea He's a lumberjack, and he's okay He sleeps all night and he works all day BARBER: I cut down trees. I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars?! He's a lumberjack, and he's okay He sleeps all night and he works all day BARBER: I cut down trees. I wear high heels Suspendies, and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear Papa. ["Mama" in very first version] MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He wears high heels Suspendies, and a bra?! [talking] What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter! [singing] He's a lumberjack, and he's okay He sleeps all night and he works all day He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay He sleeps all night and he works all day