Monty Python - The Ferret Song lyrics

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose (He's got a ferret sticking up his nose) How it got there I can't tell But now it's there it hurts like hell And what's more it radically affects my sense of smell I've got a ferret sticking up my nose (It pokes its head out every time he blows) I can stand it for a while Although it's absolutely vile It's not as bad as last week when I had a crocodile I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill (Slyly eyeing his other nostril) I really won't know what to do But if he jumps inside there too I shall be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo (A nasal zoo) I've got a ferret sticking up my nose (It starts singing when he wears his formal clothes) I can almost stand the noise But at parties it destroysMy hard-earned and carefully cultivated social poise I've got a ferret sticking up my nose (Worst of all it constantly explodes) Ferrets don't explode you say But it happened nine times yesterday And I should know for each time I was standing in the way I've got a ferret sticking up my nose (He's got a ferret sticking up his nose) How it got there I can't tell But now it's there it hurts like hell And what's more it radically affects my sense of smell