Monty Python - O Lord Please Don't Burn Us lyrics

O Lord, please don't burn us, Don't grill us or toast your flock, Don't put us on a barbecue, Or simmer us in stock, Don't braise or bake or boil us, Or stir-fry us in a wok. Oh please don't lightly poach us, Or baste us with hot fat, Don't frica**ee or roast us, Or boil us in a vat, And please don't stick thy servants, Lord, In a Rotissomat.