Monty Python - I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts lyrics

Down at an English fair, one evening I was there When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flare Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts There they are, all standing in a row Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head Give them a twist a flick of the wrist Thats what the showman said Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts Every ball you throw will make me rich There stands my wife, the idol of me life Singing roll up bowl or ball a penny a pitch Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch Roll up bowl or ball, roll up bowl or ball Singing roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts (Theyre lovely) There they are all standing in a row (One, two, three, four) Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (And bigger) Give them a twist a flick of the wrist Thats what the showman said Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts Every ball you throw will make me rich There stands my wife, the idol of me life Singing roll up bowl or ball a penny a pitch (All together now) Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch (Harmony) Roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch Roll up bowl or ball, roll up bowl or ball Singing roll up bowl or ball, a penny a pitch