Monty Python - Are you embarra**ed easily? lyrics

Announcer: Are you embarra**ed easily? I am. But it's Nothing to worry about. It's all part of growing up and Being British. This course is designed to eliminate Embarra**ment, to enable you to talk freely about rude Objects, to look at akward and embarra**ing things, and To point at people's privates. The course has been Designed by Dr. Karl Gruber of the Institute of Going A Bit Red in Helsinki. Here, he himself introduces the Course Dr. Karl Gruber: Hello, my name is Karl Gruber. Thank You for inviting me into your home. My method is the Result of six years work here at the institute, in Which subjects were exposed to simulated embarra**ment Predicaments, over a prolonged fart – period! time! (fart) …Sorry. Lesson 1: Words. Do any of these words Embara** you? Voice over: Shoe. Megaphone. Grunties Dr. Karl Gruber: Now let's go on to something ruder: Voice over: wa*kel rotary engine Dr. Karl Gruber: Now lesson 2: Noises. Noises are a Major embarra**ment source. Even words like “tits” “winkle” and “vibraphone” can not rival the Embarra**ment potential of sound. Listen to this, if You can: (embarra**ing sound) How do you rate your embarra**ment response? A) High B) Hello! C) Good evening! If C, you are loosening up, and will soon be ready for This: (more embarra**ing sounds) Well! How did you rate? A) Embarra**ed B) Hello! C) Good evening! Now lesson 3, in which these rude and dirty sounds are Combined with smutty visual suggestions into a Embarra**ment simulation situation. You are the waiter At this table: Lady: Charles, I've got something to show you… (zipper, thud, thud) Dr. Karl Gruber: Score 5 for no embarra**ment, score 3 For slight embarra**ment, and 1 for…