Monteloco - Lap Dance lyrics

[Monteloco] (Verse 1) It's Monday I wish it was a Sunday That's my fun day, I-don't-pack-a-gun day It's cool We do what we do Work hard Gang bang and go to school True I'm rude in Recida I need another shot of Tequila I see her Only that I know What's up, Tom, got the chron' bronze He said, "Loco, I got you a gift Two tickets to the Sunset Strip" Trip We dipped In the ranfla On our way To check out these capas Shake that a**, take off them clothes Break some, dash, you know how it goes Front row Adult entertainment All the way nude That's my favorite Shake it, bu*t naked, on the stage Diamond girl, dancing in her cage Glancing my way To the slow dance Lap dance, last chance for romance Chorus: (Simon Sez in background) [Female] Lap, dance [Monteloco] All to rub at the (Strip club) [Female] Lap, dance [Monteloco] Falling in love at the (Strip club) [Female] Lap, dance [Monteloco] Spend a hundred bucks at the (Strip club) [Female] Lap, dance [Monteloco] Broke as [{*f***}] at the (Strip club) (Verse 2) How can I resists those hips, those lips Gettin' hugs and rubs with her jugs Up and down like a rollercoaster Esa una hermosa, doing what she's supposed to Closer, closer, then a french kiss What's this, I'm carressing Miss Diamond, perfect timin' I'm in heaven Just then I heard my zipper go {*zipper sound*} She starts to blow 'round and 'round Guess I'm a lucky dog like Greyhound {*Monteloco howls*} Stay down Right here on the couch She said "Put it in my mouth" Oooh! She looked like Mariah With the perfect tan from the playa You can call me a liar, liar Pants on fire from the telephone wire Only I know that evil men do It depends on you If you got game, fool She gave me A four for one And in my morn' Just for fun Repeat Chorus [Monteloco] Yeah... Give ya a shoutout... To all them dancers out there... Keep doing ya thang, girl... Yeah... Repeat Chorus Twice