Monsters Of The Midday - F U Santa Claus lyrics

Watch out Santa Claus, watch out Santa Claus You little fat faced queer Ive been meaning to whoop your a** I think Ill do it this year You aint brought my kids no toys That is the big old story Ill have to buy them all myself And youll get the goddamn glory Soooo Watch out Santa Claus, watch out Santa Claus Dont land on my house If you do, I swear to God Ill let my pit bull out She is nursing four damn puppies And when I say attack Shell climb up the damn chimney and Shell bite you on your sack Soooo Bite me Santa Claus, Bite me Santa Claus Dont come round this year With that damn old rusty sleigh And them mangy a** reindeer Dancer is a but hole Dancer is a f*g Tell Rudolph Ill make venison sausage Outta his frickin a** Soooo F U Santa Claus, F U Santa Claus Lord, hear my prayer I hope that you get a** raped by That Coke commercial Polar Bear You never brought me nothin Just a hunk of coal So if you come by my house I will shove it up your fat a** hole