Monkey House - Where's Mantis Evar? lyrics

I'm standing on the corner of tragedy and vine A lonely worn out mourner stopping at the sign My dog just died I haven't cried 'til now I spent the last two dollars that i could borrow trying to get to Gotham by tomorrow I should learn how to drive, but I'm barely alive And there's only one guy that I know give me his car Where's Mantis Evar he'd know what to say he'd be strumming on his guitar and living for today where's mantis Evar he'd know what to do He'd be pa**ing me a cigar and bidding me adieu look at me ain't that a corker I can't beg a light My girl's back in New Yorker, my brother say's I'm sh**e They're getting hitched, your love's a b**h and how She say's where do be December That I'm the saddest one that she remembers I should learn how to drive, but I'm barely alive And there's only one guy that I know give me his car Where's Mantis Evar he'd know what to say he'd be strumming on his guitar and living for today where's mantis Evar he'd know what to do He'd be pa**ing me a cigar and bidding me adieu [Instrumental] The street kids pa** too near they mumble threats and curses And theres no cab still here just hummers, who*es and hearses I'm waiting on the corner of comedy and vine Feeling like a foreigner pining for some wine And morning lights do feel so bright as I am there's no one here knows where he might be stayin' Maybe he left that is what they're all saying I should learn how to drive, but I'm barely alive And there's only one guy that I know give me his car Where's Mantis Evar he'd know what to say he'd be strumming on his guitar and living for today where's mantis Evar he'd know what to do He'd be pa**ing me a cigar and bidding me adieu