Momus - Oriental Lothario lyrics

In Singapore they call me c*nt Casanova In New Taipei the laughingstock Lothario Of Long Dong Bay Glad to come, good to go Oriental Lothario, that's me And in Beijing I could have been delightful Dick But everything was poisoned by My spiteful prick Glad to come, good to go Oriental Lothario, that's me Hypers**ual satyriasis These are words that don't exist Anywhere I turn on They call me Hong Kong Don Juan Glad to come, good to go Oriental Lothario, that's me Everywhere I turn on They call me Hong Kong Don Juan, that's me Glad to come, good to go Oriental Lothario, that's me