Momus - Zooming lyrics

It's Thursday, and I'm Zooming With everyone I've ever known Sitting at home together alone In the modern way When I realize I'm not wearing A single stitch of clothing Would you believe it? I don't believe it I am naked as the day I was born Naked as the day I was born Friday, in the studio With my model Fat Annette Sitting together facing each other A canvas nice and wet When I realize she's not wearing A single stitch of clothing Would you believe it? I don't believe it She is naked as the day she was born Naked as the day she was born Saturday: I'm having a smoke With my old friend the snake Like you do in the garden Hanging out with a mate When the snake says, "You're not wearing A single stitch of clothing Would you believe it? I don't believe it You are naked as the day you were born Naked as the day you were born" Now it's Sunday, and everything's gone I have lost my job Under duress, under arrest I ended up in court Accused of nakedness The judge says that's not painting That's body-shaming Would you believe it? She was naked as the day she was born Naked as the day she was born