Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - The Amazing Bigfoot Diet lyrics

I married a bigfoot I gave birth to my mother Donor wants his kidney back Golf cart on a rampage Couple of fleas talking beer Sleazy pushers are swapping shrunken heads for c**aine Make others do your bidding Mom k**s lover stuffs his head in the fridge I got a hotline to the dead Come on, lose weight now All you got to do is ask me how It's the A-mazing bigfoot diet (x3) Three die in manure pit k**er granny freed Pregnant mom to be executed Hunters watch UFO battle Sheriff bitten in raid on snake handlers Play guitar in 7 days Dad forgives dog that ate his son It's hubby's law, he will execute cheating wife Non-stop weight loss Don't start looking like a hoss It's the A-mazing bigfoot diet (x3) Mom gives self caesarean Girl k**s brother over TV channel Nude sunbathers beat to a pulp Hunter bites crocodile's eyes out Wife feeds evil hubby to the sharks Princess convicted of beating her maids Mom nagged our dad to d**h I married a bigfoot I married a bigfoot At the Dingleberry Chapel Aw, let's all say it now B-I-G-F-O-O-T Come on, lose weight now All you got to do is ask me how It's the A-mazing bigfoot diet (x4) Bigfoots here, bigfoots there Goddang bigfoots everywhere Do the, do the bigfoot, doo do Do the bigfoot burger Yeah yeah yeah Alright, here we go, Skid!