Real men don't need other people And real men s** it in Real men don't flinch or bleed in public Oh, I think I'm a real man. Little boys cry and look around for comfort And always get what they want Little boys see toys and say, "I can take that!" Oh, you are my little boy Though honestly sir, all I wanna do Is get naked in front of you So you can look me up and down And tell me, "Well done girl, you're looking good!" Real men keep cool in the face of a fire Go down with the ship And real men don't eat, 'cause they're above that, damn it And oh, I'm gonna be a real man. Though honestly sir, all I wanna do Is get naked in front of you So you can look me up and down And give me your love for being so god But little boys hold me, color me Praise me, make me feel lovely For a little while So little boy, say you want me 'Cause when I can't take it, go ahead Do it, do it