Missy Elliott - Mikey's Not Perfect lyrics

[Verse 1: Charles] This is for Walled Lake who waited, that b**h Mikey that hated Old rap I deleted, he snitching that i made it Mikey you're such a chode, all you eat are potatoes Titties larger than bongos, your brains made out of play-doh I get girls to strip, You get chicken strips I go on dates with different girls, you got hired at Sea World They threw you in the tank, your a whale who gets some bank f** I'm goin' to parties with hoes with big racks You go to family reunions with the Hump backs I'm laughing in my J's, You Get bullied by the Sting Rays The aquarium hates you because you ate the fishes I guess you can say “I'm sleeping with the fishes” You eat so much on your birthday you ate your birthday wishes Your such a honkey and white, your names Ron penny Right? And you walk like a mammoth, be nice to Tobi be polite How about your bloated a** finally learns how to fight [Hook: Missy Elliott] Nobody's perfect, nobody's perfect ey, ey But you're perfect for me Nobody's perfect, nobody's perfect ey But you're perfect for me [Verse 2: Charles] Shout out to Chicago, Illinois Your eating at Big Boy I use your momma as my toy Make her drip and scream "EEEEEEEEE oh charles stop it please oooooooohoooooo" She love it when i throw her a twenty She so dumb she thought I was twenty How many girls i got with is about you know, one, two... twenty I wearing some neat socks cost me a twenty Time it takes for you jerk it is about twenty Mikey you weigh two hundred twenty You eat your meal in twenty (SECONDS) You make n***as frown, your such a clown Even your best friend Ronald Mcdonald laughs cause your heavy You ate all the food at Wendy's Cause you have such a big belly Your tits jiggle like jelly Man sh** is getting heated like Leftover Lasagna You can't think straight, your slower than a iguana Your titties are bigger than your brain You beg girls to give you brain Everyone thinks that your insane