My neighbors car got stolen last night Right out of his driveway We heard the dogs barking We never paid them any mind And Mary says shes going to lock the door From now on when we go away Ive been walking around this farm Wondering if its time Time to get a gun Thats what Ive been thinking I could afford one If I did just a little less drinking Time to put something Between me and the sun When the talking is over Its time to get a gun Last week a government man was there When I walked out my back door He said Im sorry to bother you maam It dont matter anymore Cause even while we were talking Right here where we stand Theyre making plans for a four way highway And a big old over pa** Time to get a gun Thats what Ive been thinking I could afford one If I did just a little less drinking Time to put something Between me and the sun When the talking is over Its time to get a gun Mary says shes worried about herself and her kids Shes never known anybody who had a gun And her daddy never did But I think it should be up to me Cause when its all said and done Somebodys gotta walk into the night And Im going to be that one Time to get a gun Thats what Ive been thinking I could afford one If I did just a little less drinking Time to put something Between me and the sun When the talking is over Its time to get a gun When the party is over Its time to get a gun