Mike Will Made It - Blu Wasabi lyrics

[Intro: Poots] Uh, eh uh, hi I don't really know what I'm rapping about But I'm I'm going and I'm like Gramps told me not to crash Told pops to f** his own a**! [Chorus: Young Vein & Uncle Bill] I saw titties on my vacation Saw my nuts thought they was raisins Name on Xbox is LeeroyJenkins I keep stroking to different faces GREG P*TTS McDonough's nuts could fill a lobby! Cory gets hard when he sees Bobby! He then jacks off at Blu Wasabi! It's turned into a f**ing hobby! He jacks off at Blu Wasabi! [Verse 1: Young Vein] I'm thinking about going in, I'm not really sure This is my first freestyle ever for the record So I'm gonna take it off, I might go off I'm not sure I might just cough too We're about to see, so uh Let's take it from here My nuts are really big I call them big fig I'm going in I just took a sh** My sh** looks like pigs My pigs look like sh**s My piggies are purple And purple is kurple Purple is kurple and kurple is purple This is a paradox so call the boondocks I'm taking my socks and taking them shots I'm taking them shots and taking them punches I'm taking them punches so call me Rocky And if I'm Rocky they're pretty co*ky All this trash I'm about to pa** (?) I digress, so let's get back to the Punches If I'm punching, then, I'm thinking about lunching If I'm thinking about lunching I'm thinking about cookies and pies And since there's no pie there's no crab so... [Chorus: Young Vein & Uncle Bill] I saw titties on my vacation Saw my nuts thought they was raisins Name on Xbox is LeeroyJenkins I keep stroking to different faces McDonough's nuts could fill a lobby! Cory gets hard when he sees Bobby! He then jacks off at Blu Wasabi! It's turned into a f**ing hobby! He jacks off at Blu Wasabi! [Verse 2: Thor] Ahah you know what we coming about! We coming about this b**h now! Hahoo! Yehuhoo! Yeah! Whoo! Alright we dropping we dropping I'm big! I'm strong! f**ed her in my thong! Master of the pong Tom and Jerry give me the bong! Damn sally scramble f**ed her like a mammal Boulder balls, Niagra falls Elton John ain't got sh** on me! [Verse 3: SNVKE] Uh We gon' drop on this sh** right now (?) The squirrels with the boon tits Don't forget the realest f**ing, Jud H***rege A corn cob pipe and a bu*ton nose I'm f**ing this b**h with a flock of two hoes Chris be getting strong with a dil*o and a bong Short shorts, nice clothes, k**ing b**h (?) Put things up my a**; Cats, rats and bats Nuts weigh a ton, veins the size of the gulf Talking 'bout McDonough cause he's always f**ing gone (?) (?) (?) (?) (?) (?) Like it's coming from the Marriot (?) Bend it over slap that a** Make that b**h sound like the zoo (?) (?) (?) [Chorus: Young Vein & Uncle Bill] I saw titties on my vacation Saw my nuts thought they was raisins Name on Xbox is LeeroyJenkins I keep stroking to different faces McDonough's nuts could fill a lobby! Cory gets hard when he sees Bobby! He then jacks off at Blu Wasabi! It's turned into a f**ing hobby! He jacks off at Blu Wasabi! [Verse 4: Uncle Will & Uncle Bill] Uncle Bill ain't here b**h, he's gone off to 'nam Every time I've rapped it's been a f**ing time-bomb When I speak it sounds like Kanye went and f**ing shat I'm used to doing freestyles Welcome to my trap So Cory! Please tell me! Will you s** my iron dick?! Because I really can promise That "you're never gonna believe this"! I took your Shamoo toy And f**ed it till it popped! My dick is so hard It needs to wear a damn sock! There's a (devil spawn) That I talked to for One Damn Month! But she couldn't stay committed s**ed his dick like a c*nt! But you see, I don't mind I think it's quite hot That this girl I now love will gladly take a Cum-shot Now that we've settled that I think it's time to clear the air Chris I f**ed your Aunt Bertha And she's got some Wear and tear! Now back to the main issue I don't mean to run my mouth But you see it's so damn easy When yours is a f**ing house And yes, I mean you (YG Laughing) [Chorus: Young Vein & Uncle Bill] I saw titties on my vacation Saw my nuts thought they was raisins Name on Xbox is LeeroyJenkins I keep stroking to different faces GREG P*TTS McDonough's nuts could fill a lobby! Cory gets hard when he sees Bobby! He then jacks off at Blu Wasabi! It's turned into a f**ing hobby! He jacks off at Blu Wasabi!