Damn baby, you're s**y! What you're scared for? You think that I'm gonna find out You wanna say something? I ain't gonna tell him myself Ha, oh man, baby we're grown, feel me I hear first night, she's worried, I think that she's a groupie But I know I'm still probably gonna take her to the movies I find myself in another delicate situation Cause I can't date you we can't talk about it, I'm at the holiday inn [Chorus:] Oh, and if you don't tell your girlfriends Then I won't tell the crew No one has to know about the crazy sh** we do I can keep on the low, girl I don't kiss and tell No one has to know about, What goes on in this hotel. I won't tell a soul! She's mad at me, cause I forgot to call her on her birthday But I've been running round, what makes you wanna f** me in the first Place? But I don't like you, enough to think 'bout making you my lady I only call you when I'm in town I know that drives you crazy [Chorus:] Oh, and if you don't tell your girlfriends Then I won't tell the crew No one has to know about the crazy sh** we do I can keep on the low, girl I don't kiss and tell No one has to know about, What goes on in this hotel. I won't tell a soul! (what you mean to: I don't even watch television) I won't tell a soul! And I don't own a telescope You feel me? I got this girl I met in kansas Originally from witchita She say she's from the country so I pulled up bumpin' Tim Mcgraw I got a few dollars in my budget Uh, so I scooped her in the rental car Yeah, I took her back to the w Reached inside the mini bar And poured us both a cup of goose Then I rolled up, like a rubber do First I lay you on the bed Then I coco bu*ter you Then we do what lovers do On top of the covers, ooh! Damn, girl you're s**y! You gonna make me baby mother you Then she said, what am I gonna tell my friends? And this is what I told her, before I put it in! [Chorus:] If you don't tell your girlfriends Then I won't tell the crew No one has to know about the crazy sh** we do! I can keep on the low, girl I don't kiss and tell No one has to know about, What goes on in this hotel. I won't tell a soul! I won't tell a soul!