Michael Christmas - Everything Burrito lyrics

[Intro] Hotter than a motherf**er in here And I just had a burrito, that sh** was fire Super delish, talkin' my sh** Aw, man Tick, tick! [Verse 1] I work hard for the people I love and the sh** that I want It's 27, smokin' smooth and come right after the blunt I wear mismatching socks on purpose cuz it pisses you off I smile in the face of struggle like I'm 50 or something Builder had the ice on the doorknob, I couldn't get my key in Bangin' on my brother window tell him to let me in I kick the door a little now I think I got my me in It's hard to run the world when your shoes covered in cement Dirty elephant print, no elegant sh** The pretty n***as gettin jealous as sh** Who let this fat n***a Angela Davis Get hella the payments he makin' I model for some brands, how the cameras be shakin' My face on MTV Jams, I was sittin' in the basement Beer and my pops next to me going crazy Play this sh**, roll up and embrace it Let your eyes shut like Tracy McGrady [Hook] The beat go dumb Yeah, the beat go dumb Said the beat go dumb Yeah, the beat go dumb We have fun when we didn't have none They about this life, man this sh** so dumb Don't make sense to me, but I ain't trippin' Cuz all my n***as been had the same vision Don't make sense to me, but I ain't trippin' Cuz all my n***as been had the same vision [Beat Change] [Hook] I just want an everything burrito [Verse 2] I feel like flailing my arms Like a whacky inflatable tube dude . At who's who's house with the Who's Who's And I'm like who's who? Cool cool, like moon roofs Big funny n***a, homies used to call me Bruce Bruce At the talent show with Martha Stew We made the stew, I learned to rap at after school What major you? Psychology, or biology? High-as-astronaut-ology? Sittin' back in economy Plane seats scraping on my knee and I can't believe it . Two Tylenol PMs, some McDonald's, I still ain't sleepin' What if I jump off of the plane? Would that be so inhumane? When sh** mundane, and all your friends asleep again? (Let it keep going! I don't f**ing care!) I plan on being in karate movies just like Chris Farley My imagination gnarly, the rap game Jeff Hardy Every day school tardy, I ain't wanna watch Barney I was never white ranger, always blue Now who the f** is you Ivan Ooze? The other kids make you wanna be a villain Until you save the day, makin' amazing wage I'm doing flips in the pool, the sun settin' Feel like I get older, but them Sundays still depressing Like I gotta go to school tomorrow, goddamn, why? I swear when I was seven that sh** made me cry And now I'm on the bigger better [?] f** Jake on Adventure for an Everything Burrito [Hook]