Michael Christmas - Young Vet lyrics

[Verse 1: Michael Christmas] Uh Stressed out, crunch time, punch line, scrabble champ, wordplay (I win) Award tie, young vet, on set, Nerf guns gon' spray Breaker breaker, niner niner, my recliner broke while I was getting chased Stole a plane, then parachuted to the strip club n***a, GTA You ain't getting on my beat today Touch the mic, its like you touched a train While it was moving, try to kiss it face to face Smack dab in a bad place Cause y'alls bars been last place Girls used to think my dad was Mase Money make me do the Harlem Shake Y'all trip I might do a show in code red, get the fever down my hair And cop some Dennis Rodman sneakers n***a I been practicing with teachers f** your features, f** your legal aid (Tick tick) Gifts came, cash came, mom whip, Lambo switch lanes Eighth grade hall buddies, punch you in the dick game [Bridge] Tick tick Tick tick Tick tick [Verse 2: Michael Christmas] Rock with it, eyebrows to the top Mouth full of sock 'cause you doubted the squad Buy new kicks just to kick to the side Devil ain't real, KFC is a lie And I'm sipping on a (?) coco smoothie Causing wreck in Venus with the (?) If you knew me you would do me But you spooky, Shaggy, Scooby-Dooby Doo Uh I don't blame you Internet hoes naw I won't shade you Been no games since one and K2 Rap (?) Jodie I hate you (I hate you Jodie) I'm just trying to be a kid forever Never-never Land is sounding better Every time they tell me never tell 'em never Miss the days of sipping (?) nectar [Verse 3: Michael Christmas] At this rate I might never sleep again All about the Benjamins Put me on the Caddi like the president All my friends is zombies round my residence Evil dope, spit the quotes that make you think I'm deeper ho And I don't even need the snorkel, I'm half turtle And your girl she be leaking Coulda sworn she had a Squirtle Doing hurdles to the finish Reputation n***a I'm Spongebob with the action and you hate a lot like Squidward n***a stop