Michael Christmas - Video Game lyrics

I told the constable to s** my dickable like a lunchable That's the quote of the day This a boss battle Tick tick [Verse 1] This ain't no video game sh** get real. why smoke weed and play games like [still?] Skip so much at school for the lunch Then a n***a went skrrt like the batmobile Live like Juice and I feel like Cube But I'm not no local I go hard still Ain't no bishops on the board right here And the pen go hard in this song right here I don't need no lotion, ashy hands support my mannerisms And my sister beat you up if you don't like my raps, my n***a Don't say sh** about Tom Brady End up mixed like Tom Collins Y'all be sippin' that hater juice Brand new taste from Odwalla Imagine an awkward Godfather In your house tryna f** on your mom's momma Rap n***as dressed like [paul crackers? tall crackers?] n***a, I'm tryna live like a strong farmer Ralph with a gold on his back Don't you dare disrespect, I'm the son of a shepherd Make a b**h go dumb, put the sugar on top Put my dick in her ear: Def Leopard Don't act like this is new Smokey and a pigeon coop Why you smokin' angel dust? You supposed to check the blunt! Havin' an erection s**s when teachers try to test you, huh? I should just go f** her once Back to cla** after lunch [two shay too ray?] got jokes [this knock out mike can hit them folks?] I'm not the type to get them jokes You stare too long, come get this roast Like BOY, you look like a old in the face a** Ivan Ooze with those famous footwear shoes on [...?] This ain't no video game! [Verse 2] Bad Boy like Diddy Harlem shakin' through the pressure Know a girl named Vanessa Her a** is bigger than my head, uh She work at CVS When she hears this, hope she feels special But she'll never let me get it 'till I'm Soulja Boy Let Me Get Em This ain't no video game First person, I'm in last place When it should be poppin' mad Ace We at the bar with the sad face Sold out, went Hollywood But I'm on the bus with the cracked J's And just cuz I won't answer my phone when you call for a favor [?] This ain't no video game!