MF DOOM - A.T.H.F. lyrics

[Intro] [Meatwad] Danger Doom in the hizzy! Widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy widdy we We need food [Carl] What are you doin there? [Meatwad] I'm rappin [Carl] Yeah... no, no I see that - what for? [Meatwad] Money - if you got it umm I wanna get some steady b**hes and hoes And some candy for my nose Some diamond stones, to roll with my chrome and.. [Carl] Hey, genius. You even know what that means? [Meatwad] Uh-uh - what does it mean? [Carl] Where's the keyboards, and the tambourine, and the guitar And you know, I mean - the stuff that like, white people like [Meatwad] We had a piano [Carl] Somethin bad-a**, like uhh, I don't know Like uhh, REO Speedwagon or somethin [Meatwad] Hell yeah! [Verse: MF Doom] Aiyyo, I know this dude right Carl, he wore tight blue sweats but wasn't glued too tight All he had upstairs was a crude light You think that's weird? He lived next door to a food fight Howdy Danger, much obliged for the beat God Even though you still eat lard, by the Meatwad Mesquite charred, speakin of which or who Voice all squeaky like they tuned it up a pitch or two A chunk of burned up witch's brew, get your crew See if they can't get past the stench of the stew It stank like a septic tank full of pig poo He mostly only turned into a frank or a igloo Switch your view to the brother with the fried dreads Not to be confused with the incense selling thai heads His name rhymes with Mike Hawk You could call him livewire, eye sockets, Frylock Able to shoot electricity through his eyeballs And blast all through your single sided brick and drywall More interesting than professional wrestling When he's online, you can find him on Instant Pestering What's up with your boy? He's not a soft or hot drink Whoever don't like it could s** his straw, it's hot pink On some junk like Gucci on a cla**y ho Might splash you in the face with nuclear pistachio Make a fast break, or that'll be the last mistake That a**'ll make is what you get for messin with Master Shake Look out, don't block the screen son, lunge across Tryin to watch Adult Swim, "Aqua Teen Hunger Force!" Rock a cult hymn, sock your mean younger boss Psht - Adult Swim, "Aqua Teen Hunger Force!" He often wondered, should he get the logo tatted to his woody? He could be "#1 in the hood, G!" Easily (*BEEP!!*} [Outro: Master Shake] Shake callin, he heh You know I wa-ahhhhhhaaaaeehh I'd just got off the phone with somebody else and uh That wasn't about you That was about me being upset about something else I shouldn't have called you but I did, cause I just I like you so much, I'm REALLY looking forward to us working together And just, as of now that I'm calm And after I've apologized profusely - probably too much I am available, call me doggie - woof! {*phone hangs up*}