MF DOOM - The Gas Face lyrics

[MC Serch] Aiyo man, my labelmate Don Newkirk Man step to 'em [Don Newkirk] Thanks Serch! And now... for the Prime Minister... Sinister... Pete... N-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hice! Nice, Nice, Nice [MC Serch] Kick 'em in the grill, Pete! [Verse One: Pete Nice] Gas, past tense, made facially 3rd Ba**'ll express, KMD Three blind mice on sight Zev Lover, gave it the first light A grin shows a trick up a sleeve (HUAHAH) What a tangled web they weave Deceivers, stupefied through fable Say Let's Make a Deal at the dinner table Put you on tour, put your record on wax ("Trust me!") Sign your life on the X You exit, x-off, but what you really get: A box of Newports, and Puma sweats ("Damn!") Tex feeds and frowns upon Emus To give up Gas Face he drinks from a Thermos Sub Roc cut at you with a clipper Gas Face given, I beg to differ [MC Serch] Pete that was real def, man, but I gotta get serious now Aiyo Don, step to 'em again [Don Newkirk] Everybody... MC Serch! [Verse Two: MC Serch] Black cat is bad luck, bad guys wear black Musta been a white guy who started all that (Make the Gas Face!) For those little white lies My expression to the mountainous blue eyes Then form a face, and shake my skull cap Dismiss the myth, that evil is not black But opposite spectrum, this done by red man With horns on his head, laid down the ill plan Got all his helpers, said, "Make it snappy! Tell all the people that their hair can't be nappy!" Blonde and blue-eyed, or dark-skinned heffer, G A disease, created by leprosy Don't speak of bleach, bend them to right Say it was night WAY before the light Put aside spooks, Serch leaves a trace I've set em correct with the effect of the Gas Face [MC Serch] Next up, Don? [Don Newkirk] A special appearance by KMD's Zev Love X! [Verse Three: Zev Love X] A Gas Face can either be a smile or a smirk When appears, a monkey wrench to work one's clockwork Perkin his brim to the rim of my cup Don't tempt me, you're empty, so fill'er up! Is I'm talkin coffee or cocoa, is you loco? Cash or credit for unleaded at Sunoco KMD and 3rd Ba** is just ace in the hole I mean soul, so make the Gas Face (HUAHAHA) Damn, if looks could k** You look like host was a ghost from your grill But still, what's the new fed, to recollect To our pa**ing phase to facades to '80-deca For my label reads Hood, street might have a tattoo Don't pick any card or no rabbit from my hat Never a magician if I ever tricked em "Oh sh**!" Another Gas Face victim [MC Serch] There it is, yo fellas man Why don't you step to the mic man? [Zev Love X] That's how I kicks it, for 80-deca [MC Serch] Aiyyo, good lookin out Don man peace Punji, yo who gets the Gas Face? [Punji]Little Vic for the Gas Face [Serch]Tony Dick, gets the Gas Face [Zev X]No Gas Faces for Plugs One Two and Three [Serch] No Gas Face for Professor Prince Pa-paul! [?]My friend Tina gets the big Gas Face [Zev X] No Gas Face for DJ Subroc [Serch]No Gas Face for KMD [PNice] Hammer, shut the f** up! Gas Face! AHUAHAUAH! [All]WHAHAHAOAHH [PNice]What do we think about Hammer? HAOWAHWOHAHBHABHAHBHAHBBHB [?]G.Y.P [Serch]Get Yours Posse does not get the Gas Face [Serch]But P. W. Botha gets a Gas Face [All] WHOAHBLBLAHBHA-WHOO! [?]Dante Ross gets the Gas Face [Serch]Yo stop dissin Dante on records y'all! [Serch] Elroy.. Elroy.. Elroy Cohen, gets the Gas Face! HAHAhahahahahaha, that's all..