MF DOOM - Jacka$$ lyrics

Gettin somewhat macho Make a little gold and call myself El Dorado Got a strong arm like my name was Johnny Bravo But that could just from all the tawny pr0no I k** white women and drive a bloody Bronco It would explain a lot though The Five-O couldn't even catch me dippin in Pāhoa Should switch to a Tahoe, sheriffs be nippin in pronto They pull up to me like “Sean bro, gettin off in public is a no no” As if I didn't know though, I just like to show foes That I'm like Herman slash Edgar Allen Poe so I make you clip my grove, and stow you in my stove And turn you into Meatloaf for all my pretty hoes It just goes to show that if you don't get my flow I'll serve you like fast food, “is that for here or to go?” Who the f** pa**ed you the mic? And said that you could flow? Point em out b**h I wanna know Who the f** pa**ed you the mic? And said that you could flow? Point em out b**h I wanna know Mixin with zirconium Can't say I f** with the stramonium But my words come alive like Ben Stiller in the Smithsonian Get cleansed like a custodian, you know me then, you stupid fools I sit atop you like a stool, and drop one for extra measure too I'm not rude I just know that straight edge means I'm better than you I fear that the years of smoking with the peers has got you unable to steer Ah f** it, you only hear what you wanna hear I'm moving in the fast lane, while you remain a gra** stain I feel like you are you not remembering? All your actions have got me givin sanctions Like how your girl's in my basement, her corpse is becoming ancient From taking like eight dicks, why you such fake b**h? I think I'm going spastic and I'm bout to leave ya in a casket Turn you into plastic and leave you rotting in the attic I've really had it, I'm ready for this sh** to be named the next Illmatic These are just my thoughts when I be fappin I'm f**ed in the head but you can't deny my tactics You might be tempted to call me a Jacka$$ But my rappin has got the ma**es getting real orgasmic Who the f** pa**ed you the mic? And said that you could flow? Point em out b**h I wanna know Who the f** pa**ed you the mic? And said that you could flow? Point em out b**h I wanna know Who the f** pa**ed you the mic? And said that you could flow? Point em out b**h I wanna know Who the f** pa**ed you the mic? And said that you could flow? Point em out b**h I wanna know