[News Report: Thotti Gotti] This is Thotti Gotti from Thotti Gotti News reporting to you live from the Meth Lab In breaking news: Donald Trump still ain't sh** In local news: a New Brighton woman is still not putting any respect on her box Neighbors say she's been like this since she was a child In Economic news: n***as is still f**in' the game up with twenty five dollar eighths Sources say the weed's trash anyway In Music: People are still trying to pay for studio time with E-B-T They do not accept it, please don't even try In Sports: Marcus Browne has quote, "yet another knockout" For everyone who paid the hundred dollars for the fight, I hope you enjoyed the six seconds And now, back to our featured presentation