yesterday i was drunk and pride fest was happening we went to get fro-yo we didn't get fro-yo we walked down an alley that reeked of urine we walked down the alley until it no longer smelled of urine we sat on the curb i felt happy because he asked me to get fro-yo nobody ever asks me to get fro-yo i have this conspiracy that people team up and talk about me "yo don't get fro-yo with megan" "okay cool" yeah nobody wants to get fro-yo with me but he asked me i wasn't hungry we didn't get fro-yo we sat in the alley until she called me and we walked back down the Alley of Piss back into the crowd all the rainbow people blurred together