Mcfly - The Facts of Life lyrics

These are the facts (of Lazyboy) So help me God This is who we are This is what we do This is what it is The bare facts of the life we live This is who we are This is what we do Did you know that Americans has appeared on TV? Did you know 61% of all hits on the Internet are on s**-sites? Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world The average person laughs 13 times a day Elvis was originally blond The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old The average erect penis is 5.2 inches long And 4.2 inches circumcised Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously 20% of all females have had at least 1 h*mos**ual experience Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle cream? This is who we are This is what we do This is what it is The bare facts of the life we live This is who we are This is what we do This is what it is These are the facts of the life that we live This is who we are The bare facts of the life we live This is who we are This is what we do This is who we are 22% of the time a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great-Britain 96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm 3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries bu*terflies taste with their feet 5% of the population is gay The world's best known word is okay The second most well-known word is Coca-Cola The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue Charles Chaplin once won 3rd price in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank, because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet Only 1 book has been printed in more copies than The Bible the IKEA catalogue This is who we are This is what we do This is what it is The bare facts of the life we live This is who we are This is what we do This is what it is These are the facts of the life that we live This is who we are The facts of the life we live This is who we are This is what we do This is who we are 1 cigarette takes away 5 minutes of a person's life 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth, today we are 6 billion people (Time is ticking, ticking, yeah) Donald Duck was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants 74% of all nudist females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists More people die from a champagne-cork popping, than from poison spiders 21% of all traffic accidents happen, because the driver falls asleep Did you know the originally a Danish guy invented the burglar-alarm unfortunately, it got stolen This is who we are This is what we do This is what it is This is who we are This is what we do This is what it is This is who we are The bare facts of the life we live This is who we are This is what we do This is who we are This is what we do So help me God