Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silverball, From Soho down to Brighton, I must've played them all, But I ain't seen nothing like him, In any amusement hall, That deaf dumb and blind kid, Sure plays a mean pinball, He stands like a statue, Becomes part of the machine, Feeling all the bumpers, Always playing clean, He plays by intuition, The digit counters fall, That deaf dumb and blind kid, Sure plays a mean pinball, He's a pinball wizard, There has to be a twist, A pinball wizard, S'got such a supple wrist, How do you think he does it? I don't know! What makes him so good? He ain't got no distractions, Can't hear those buzzers and bells, Don't see lights a flashin', Plays by sense of smell, Always gets a replay, Never seen him fall, That deaf dumb and blind kid, Sure plays a mean pinball, I thought I was the bally table king, But I just handed my pinball crown to him, Even on my favourite table, He can beat my best, His disciples lead him in, And he just does the rest, He's got crazy flipper fingers, Never seen him fall, That deaf dumb and blind kid, Sure plays a mean pinball!